Parents, please visit often to see some of the work we do in computer class.
Some Laughs:
Q. Why did Sally's computer keep sneezing? - It had a VIRUS!
Q. What does a computer do when it is tired? - It CRASHES!
Q. Why does a computer get glasses? - To improve its web sight!
Q. What did the elephant say to the computer? - I am afraid of the mouse!
Q. What did the spider do on the computer? - Make a WEBsite!
Q. Why did the computer squeak? - Someone stepped on its mouse
Some Quotes:
“Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under his pillow, only more expensive" - Anonymous
“Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, compassion, love, and understanding.” - Louis Grestner
